Tell T a Joke | Jackie Hoffman

Hi, I’m Jackie Hoffman. This is one of my favorite jokes. So I have a friend, Phil. He’s a wildlife photographer. And I run into him on the street and he looks terrible. He’s all bruised and bloody and scratched and banged up. I said, “Phil, what happened to you?” He said, “I was photographing a wildlife expedition. I peered through the underbrush and I came face- to-face with a giant, ferocious lion.” [ROARING] “And I soiled myself.” I said, “God, Phil, I don’t blame you. If I came face-to-face with a big, ferocious lion, I’d soil myself too.” He said, “No, not then. Just now, when I went [ROARING].”